So tonight we’re off to visit the Cougar and her cub for their instant restaurant. Oh bless we start with Cougar in her fluffy dressing gown and the Cub still in bed. Oh heck then we got into the kitchen and her dressing gown is open…talk about displaying a lot of cleavage!!
They hit the shops and bless them they love holding hands in the shops and then there’s a few sneaky pecks in Coles because chicken Caesar salad was the first thing the Cub ever cooked for the Cougar. Now the Cougar tells us that the dessert was created to seduce men…oh heck, watch out all the males at the instant restaurant tonight.
They get home with just under three hours to go and no restaurant ready, mind you it’s called The Odd Couple, apparently because they’re weird, strange and funny and it’s a mix of the 60’s and 80’s…their decades of birth. I’m not sure about the slinkies being stuck on the ceiling of the whoopy cushions on some of the chairs. They start cooking with less than two hours to go…get a move on already.
Cougar starts making the ice-cream with her different and unusual list of ingredients…I so want to channel Kath and Kim voices right now.
Onto the chicken Caesar and marinated croutons, which is apparently the twist…righty-o, whatever you think guys. The others arrive and Mr Fussy is scared, but the BFF’s are loving it, as is Sister Dear. Brother Dear sees a Space Invaders game and wants to play it. Then BFF 1 sits on the whoopy cushion and thankfully she gets a laugh out of it. Son loves how much Cougar embraces being a cougar…oh bless him he’s too cute!!
Back in the kitchen the bacon’s all over the joint, some crispy, some soft…and both Cougar and Cub are happy with it because people will have choice. No they won’t, they don’t get to pick which bacon they put on their plate. Back at the table they’re talking about sexy codenames for each other and sexy winks…oh dear Cougar is running off on them. Mrs Fussy can’t wink…oh honey I’m hearing you, neither can I.
Manu and Pete arrive and Manu’s gone a purplish velvet style suit with a bright pink tie, very fetching and matches Cougar’s dress perfectly. The menu is printed on a record, oh bless them it looks rather good and fitting for the theme. But then Cougar gives the story behind each dish, and amazingly everyone seems okay with that.
Back to the Caesar salad and time to get the chicken cooking. Cub cooks it and thinks it’s cooked, but then Cougar cuts it in a different way and it’s still raw and she takes over, then toddles over in her white boots for a kiss. Oh dear Mrs Fussy hasn’t ever had a Caesar salad as she’s never ordered one out before and lord let’s pray for individually washed lettuce leaves, or she’ll be having a moment. Then the eggs are done and it’s time to plate and I didn’t see any washing of the lettuce and then they want to make the dishes look odd, so they’re none that are the same. Mind you it’s that huge it looks bigger than a main course!!! Hope they’re hungry.
Entrée – chicken Caesar salad. Mr and Mrs Fussy weren’t happy with the presentation or the mountains of lettuce…I’m seeing that she won’t be overly happy. Oh dear, Pete says he didn’t get any of the love or passion that Cougar described and then he doesn’t like the Caesar dressing or the bacon, or the croutons, or the chicken, or the lack of anchovies and he wouldn’t go back if he was served it at a restaurant…oh poor Cougar and Cub. Manu wants more and he isn’t in love with Matt after eating the salad. Mrs Fussy couldn’t touch the lettuce, bless her, oh no actually she couldn’t touch much of the dish at all. Sister Dear meanwhile loved it, then Mrs Fussy goes on about her lettuce phobia to the rest of the table and there’s another weird face going on…honey you better pray to Mother Nature that the wind doesn’t change anytime soon!!!
Main – grilled swordfish with pea puree and tarragon sauce. Back at the table the Police are singing Cher, while Cougar is making her tarragon sauce. Then the carrots go in the over, not peeled…and yes I spied hairs on them. Oh no, Mrs Fussy is going to really go off!! Back at the table Mrs Fussy says a teacher in high school told her she would be a dictator, bless BFF 2 who asked which one from history she would be and she says she would be better than all of them…oh save me now! Plating time…pea puree, fish, sauce, tarragon, carrots and it looks rather pretty. Except it looks smaller than the salad serving did.
Now the preview for the next episode with the BFF’s and a warning that Mrs Fussy will be a harsher critic than Pete and Manu…oh I can’t wait until Sunday. Oh deary, deary, deary Manu says the fish is so overcooked it’s like tinned tuna, and that’s just the start of it. Pete had fish that was cooked perfectly though. As for the pea puree well it wasn’t seasoned and Pete, bless him, couldn’t taste tarragon in the sauce. Oh no, now Mrs Fussy has noticed the hair on her carrot, Mr Fussy meanwhile thinks it’s pretty funny. BFF 2 mind you had a bit of sand on her carrot. The Police had powdered fish…oh dear.
Dessert – chocolate seduction pudding with poached pears and cinnamon ice-cream. Oh dear lord the dessert looks shocking in the pot, I’m not feeling any seduction so far. Back at the table we learn that Mum was once a pageant girl in Miss Malta, oh bless her, I quite like her. In the kitchen Cougar and Cub think the ice-cream and the pear are perfect…well that hasn’t helped them in the other courses. They’re trying to plate and it’s looking like a disaster with caramel getting all over the glasses. They put the chocolate caramel thing, then pear, then ice-cream, then a raspberry and I’m not sure other than the glasses look all smudgy and dirty and Mrs Fussy is honestly about to die, the poor thing is sweating over it. Manu asks about the pudding recipe and he’s confused about the lack of chocolate, of course that happened because there’s no chocolate in it, there’s cacao powder. Pete can’t find anything he likes…and the ice-cream isn’t an ice-cream and bless him it hasn’t melted. Then Manu asks about the ice-cream recipe…bless the BFFs as they want to curl up and hide they feel for Cougar and Cub. Even Mum isn’t liking the dessert, she wants chocolate. The police want ice-cream. Bless them the BFFs are not seduced, but feel like they’re eating Christmas pudding. Mrs Fussy decides to be “dead set honest” and she’s overly frustrated…deal with it.
Mitch and Laura – 4
Anna and Jordan – 3
Rosie and Paige – 3
Monique and Sarah – 4
Gianni and Zana – 3
They scored 17/50 from the other contestants.
Entrée – Manu scored them 4 and Pete scored them 3.
Main – Pete scored them 3 and Manu scored them 2.
Dessert – Manu scored them 1 and Pete scored them 1…oh poor things BFF 2 is having a teary for them.
They have a total score of 31/110 and then Pete asks how they’re feeling. Ummmm I don’t even need to hear their response to know how they’re feeling.